Conversation with Joshua

Joshua: I like your ring, Grandma Shari.

Me: Thank you. Poppy John gave that ring to me when he asked me to marry him.

Joshua: Yeah. My daddy gave my mommy a ring when he asked her to marry him.

Me: Yes. And aren't you glad your mommy and daddy got married because then YOU were born!

Joshua: Well, first my mommy got a baby in her tummy and then they got married.

Me: No. They got married first.

Joshua: No. My mommy got a baby in her tummy FIRST.

At this point, Grandma Shari was laughing really hard.

(The wedding was in 2002 and Joshua arrived in 2005.)

You never know where a conversation is headed with this kid.

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